#1457
Hmm...
Date: 12/28/2001
From: SirSlush2
I really don't have anything to say. I just wanted to contribute a little to this.
#1458
[PM] Okay, I think I can fix this...
Date: 12/28/2001
From: PharaohMobius
<<<Meddling in God's Territory Mode>>>
[PM pulls a funky machine that looks like a cross between a cell phone and a Gameboy Advance out of the pocketbook the Cow magicked on him. He pushes buttons in a complex sequence, then holds out the device, which starts to hum and pulse with light.]
[Nabut, trying to kick PM.] What are you doing, my Liege?
[PM, dodging Nabut's kicks.] I'm using my latest invention to sort out all of the time/space irregularities once and for all!
[Nabut, swinging a broken table leg at PM.] But didn't the others already do that?
[PM, blocking Nabut's swing with a chair, which buckles under the impact. (Yes, he held the chair with one hand. It wasn't a particularly heavy chair, which is why it broke, okay?)] Eh, not really. "Is it a dream, or is it an alternate dimension?" *This* way, we know for sure. Besides, it's just a little subtle manipulation of the fabric of reality itself. What could possibly go wrong?
[SirSlush2 appears out of nowhere.] I really don't have anything to say. I just wanted to contribute a little to this. [He starts to vanish out the way he came in, but something seems to be stopping him.] AIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
[Nabut stops attacking PM for a moment.] What's happening?!?
[PM, nonplussed.] I don't know. The thing's going coo-coo-caca!
[SirSlush2 flickers in and out of existence for a few seconds, and turns into seven sparkling points of light which swirl around each other. Electricity plays off of PM's device, and a dark blue hole appears in the air above the device. The seven points of light, still swirling around one another, fly into the hole. Lita, Rimmi, Gramps, Mickey, Tork, and the others all come to see what all the commotion is about.]
[PM] Facinating! It appears to be some kind of temporal breech!
[Gramps] A what?!?
[Lita] It's a time hole! Hey, this is all vaguely familiar, somehow...
[Suddenly, all present flicker in and out of existence for a few seconds, turn into swirly points of light, and fly into the time hole. The time hole immediately closes afterwards.]
The mad Pharaoh Mobius
Vice President of the Mr. T Fan Club
Guess what game *I've* been re-playing? >=)
Sarcophagus Trigger!
#1459
Hey SS2! Thanks for visiting!
Date: 12/28/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
And may I say I'm glad no one asked me to solve the incontinuity thing. That saved me from having to do a major wuss out maneuver.
I'll post later today. I have a headache and looking at this screen doesn't help.
#1460
Duh Trigger: Part One
Date: 12/28/2001
From: PharaohMobius
<<<SNES Mode>>>
[PM, Lita, Rimmi, Mickey, and Tork all appear in a weird courtyard with three pillars of light in the middle. Beyond the fence of the courtyard appears to be the limitless void of space.]
[Rimmi] Okay, Pfakey Mookieus! What the hell did you do now?
[PM] I don't know! I was trying to fix the time/space continuum, and--
[Tork] What the heck happened to your hair?
[PM] You remember, don't you? The Cow used its magic to make me have a pink beehive, and...
[Lita] No, he's right. Your hair... it's all red and spiky now! And your clothes are different, too! Yet strangely familiar...
[PM] Well, you all look different, too! Lita's in her Jeannie outfit, Rimmer's got goofy glasses and purple hair, Tork looks like... well, a different robot than he usually looks like. And Mickey-! The less said the better.
[Mickey] What? What's different about *croak* me?!?
[Lita] Oh, crap! I just figured out where we are, now...
[Mickey] Where? *croak* Where?!?
[Lita] We're in--
[Tork] --Chrono Trigger! Which means that we've all become analogous to characters in the game! I must be Robo, Lita is Marle, PM's Crono, Rimmer's Lucca, and Mickey's Frog!
[Mickey] I'm *croak* WHAT?!?
[PM] Frog. The amphibian knight of the year 600.
[Mickey] I refuse to *croak* believe it! I *ribbit* am not a *croak* frog!!! I... [Listens to himself.] *ribbit* I'm a friggin' *croak* frog. [Starts to jump up and down.]
[Rimmi] What are you doing?
[Mickey] I'm hopping mad. Hehehe! I've always wanted to say that...
[Lita] Okay, let me think. If this is Chrono Trigger, then we're at the End of Time, from the looks of things. What we need to do now is figure out what do do next.
[Tork] Yeah, for starters, where did everybody else go?
[Rimmi] And why did *I* end up being the one with the dorky glasses?!?
The mad Pharaoh Mobius
Vice President of the Mr. T Fan Club
One request: Magus and Schala are off limits,
because I have plans for them.
Sarcophagus!
#1461
Mickey: *croak* this is all very
Date: 12/28/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
It's not easy being green...
exciting, but *croak*, seeing as how I've never played this game, I must leave you.
Lita: Oh no! You're stuck with us now.
Mickey: Oh *croak*, really? (Mickey takes one of his flippers and rips into the sky, surprisingly, a hole appears. Must be some weird Time/Space expert thing)
Mickey: *croak* Bye! (leaves)
Rimmer: That was weird.
(Mickey has left a strange reality to find---even more of a strange reality.)
Mickey: *croak* Hmmmmm...my return to the real world must be on the other side of this street and that river up there)
(Mickey starts to cross the street, when a generic looking yellow car goes speeding by)
Mickey: *croak* Hey, watch where your going! Where'd you learn to drive? Massachusetts (Little New England in joke there. Don't pay any attention to it)?
(Mickey hops rapidly across the first part of the street, avoiding more generic looking cars, some yellow, and some even *gasp* red and *gasp again* blue, Mickey's relieved, only to find...)
Mickey: *croak* Trucks??? (Mickey, doing his best to avoid the trucks while hopping across the street, is regretting his desicion to leave the others. He regrets it even more when he gets past the trucks to discover more cars and more trucks. When Mickey finally gets past all of them, he finds himself on the river bed, gazing out over the river)
Mickey: *croak* okay, so I just have to hop on these logs and turtles and....eek!!!! Crocodiles! Eeeeeek again! Snakes (watch out for them!) EEEEEEKEST! Anteaters (Wait, I don't remember that). Screw this! I'm going back with the others!
(Mickey crosses the street again, dodging those same damn cars and trucks, and hops back into the time hole he created)
Lita: Well, I guess you've learned your lesson.
Mickey: *croak* Shutup.
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
You kids, you just don't appreciate the classics. Just wait untill the monkey starts throwing barrels at us!
#1462
Lita: I'm Marle?
Date: 12/28/2001
From: Carmelita9000
...........................................................
<Lita starts doing the Happy Dance.>
Lita: Woo-hoo! I'm a princess! I'm a princess! I'm a princess! I'm a princess! I'm a-- Hey, wait a minute. I'm being very annoying right now. Why isn't anybody telling me to shut up? <Lita looks all around.> Hey!!! Where the hell is Evil Mike???
PM: <shrugs> Beats me.
Lita: But I like Evil Mike!
PM: Hey, do you see Nabut or Cave Rimmer standing around anywhere? You can make it through a few replies without your henchman.
Lita: Ok, ok. But don't blame me if he blows up your palace or whatever while we're gone. He's good at that. I'm just glad I'm Marle! Check out this cool crossbow!
PM: Aaack! Lita, don't poin that thing at people!
Tork: Not people you don't intend to shoot, anyway.
Lita: Sorry! Sorry! I've never used a crossbow before!
Rimmer: That sooo doesn't make me feel any safer... Hey, everybody! Look at this gun I cobbled together from some metal scraps I found while you people were talking! Neat, huh?
Lita: You're the Martha Stewart of gun repair.
Mickey: Hey, *croak* don't I get any lines?
Lita: No.
Mickey: Wait! *ribbit* I just thought of something! Lita, if you're a princess *croak* and I'm a frog, and you kiss me--
Lita: No!
Tork: It wouldn't work anyway. It's not that kind of curse.
gramps: Hey, you whippersnappers! Keep it down in there! I'm trying to get some shuteye in here!
Rimmer: grandmapa?
<Everybody walks through the gate to the next room. grandmapa is standing there dressed in a brown cloak a bowler hat. He's leaning on a staff.>
Mickey: What are you *croak* doing here?
Tork: Duh. He's the wise old sage who hangs around at the end of time.
Mickey: I told you I haven't *ribbit* played this game before!
Lita: I like the beard, gramps.
gramps: Really? You don't think it's a bit over the top?
Lita: No! It fits your part perfectly! And it's reaches almost to the floor! That's very impressive for a fourteen-year-old!
gramps: Well, when you've been hanging around at the end of time as long as I have…
Rimmer: Oh, come on! It's so obviously fake! I can see the string tying it to your head! And you didn't even pull it tight; it's hanging about three inches below your chin!
gramps: Now look here, Missy--
Tork: Didn't the old guy in the game have a moustache, not a beard?
gramps: Why you little… I'd rather use a fake beard than a fake moustache because I don't have to glue it to my face! Now quit mouthing off! In my day, we had respect for our elders!
PM: Look, you're obviously here to give us information--
Lita: Hey, PM! What are you talking for? You're Crono! You don't get any lines!
PM: <ignoring her> Come on, gramps. Why don't you just tell us where we're supposed to go next.
gramps: How the hell am I supposed to know! All I do is stand around here all day sleeping and blowing snot bubbles out of my nose!
Mickey: Ugh… gross! What kind of a sick game is this? *croak*
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
felt sorry for gramps getting left out
so she wrote him in.
I just remembered I get a magic pendant. That's the best kind!
#1463
Since I'm going to be on the
Date: 12/28/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
Ribbit ribbit ribbit ribbit
sidelines for much of this part of the rp (you can still write me in, but I'm lost), allow me to take the liberty of starting a plot poin that I was going to use, but I was too damn tired to post last night. I've had to change some things, but I can still do it...
************************************************************
Back in our reality....
Evil Mike: Hey....where's Lita?
42: I have no idea. She just vanished.
Evil Mike: Well, you're here. That's good enough for me, let's.....
Cave Rimmer: No, we need to figure out what happened to Lita. And the others, who I've just noticed are also gone.
42: Says you. Come on, Evil Mike.
Cave Rimmer: No, wait. I found one of them, there's Mickey! (poins at a man who looks incredibly like Mickey, except he has a really cheesy goatee)
Evil Mike: HA! Can't even grow facial hair right. What a loser. You should have at least gone with a fake one, Mickey!
("Mickey" attacks Evil Mike with a knife)
"Mickey": What'd you call me?
Evil Mike: Hey Mickey, good to see you've finally grown a backbone.
(Uh-oh, what's going on here? Oh well, let's rejoin the usual gang in that game)
Lita: Oh come on, Mickey, I want to make fun of you because you've never played this game some more.
Mickey: *croak* no.
(Well, that wasn't as interesting as I thought. Let's go back to our reality)
Mrs. Mo: Mickey, are you OK?
Evil Mike: No, he's not...he's trying to kill me!
Cow: Sounds normooal to mooe.
"Mickey": Let's get one thing straight. My name is not Mickey!!!!
Cara: Than, who are you?
"Mickey": I'm Rickey, Mickey's EVIL TWIN BROTHER®!!!!!!!!!!
42: Wait, Mickey's a twin?
Rickey: Actually, we're quadruplets.
Cave Rimmer: Wow, nobody in Mickey's family can do math. There's only two of you.
Rickey: No, there is 4 of us. My brother Dickey, he's a used car salesman in Nashua. And than there's my sister, Vicki....
Evil Mike: Sister? I bet she doesn't date much.
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
Not much, but nothing much ever happens in the introduction.
#1464
no wonder the board is full of idiots
Date: 12/28/2001
From: bobdenby
This is where all the normal people are!
Having extracted myself from my new passion of buying rare live Deep Purple and Rush CD's and videos from Ebay auctions
for a few moments, I have made this discovery.
I wanted to answer Lita's TMOTS game but I can't think of a good moral for Hamlet thats not extremely obvious like "Don't kill people", so I didn't answer.
I only wanted to answer so I could play the bonus question part, cause heres what I was gonna answer it with:
I once shaked a spear at someone.
I know thats dumb but it amused me for a few seconds when I thought of it.
Now that I've said it I feel kind of ashamed.
Oh God, how low have I sunk?!
I'm just trying to get through this long-ass boring day of work so I can start another little vacation where I just lay around like a bum watching TV and sleeping in and stay up all night until tuesday night when I won't be able to fall asleep until 5 am and come to work late wednesday on 3 hours sleep and ...
Sorry If I'm boring everyone.
Go back to what you were doing.
My day is almost over, Woo-Hoo!
Just gotta get these Fedex's out and I'm gone!
See you next year!
The Elusive Robert Denby
little hispanic guy: We must go now, it is not safe to be out here after dark...
Servo: Yes, you cannot trust me after dark.
(War of The Colossal Beast)
#1465
I'll do my best to write...
Date: 12/28/2001
From: grandmapa
Sci-fi needs UltimateBulletinBoard format.
Even though I've never played the game. I have read about it, however, and I did a look on Google. Cheap searches are fun!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
gramps: Now that you mention it, I don't just blow snot bubbles. I seem to remember having to tell you something!
PM: What is it, gramps?
gramps: Something about going to some new-fangled Millennium Fair and fighting some dab-blamed Lavis thing.
Rimmer: That makes no sense at all! I should know, seeing as we all have played the game 14 times and gotten every single ending, that and I'm brilliant.
gramps: You listen to me, or your momma's gonna be cripple, seeing as I run the End of Time, whipper-snapper!
Lita: Okay, so we go to the fair and fight Lavos. How, though?
gramps: For one thing, PM ain't going to do any killing with that pitiful mop! This should help... <gramps waves his magical wa... er, staff, and a sparkly, jeweled mop appears> This is the mop Gloria used when sweepin' mine and Betsy's floor. Good ol' slave, she was, 'till she ran off and worked for Rhett Butler! That ol' rich perv...
PM: Ummm.... back to the mop... How am I supposed to use this?
gramps: Just rub it against any dark demon, and it "cleans" it up! Ha, I love puns!
Tork: Well, what about me? I just punch and make strange vibrating sounds!
gramps: Here we go... <conjours up a pair of Tom Servo arms to replace Tork's Robo arms> They're sproingy! Oh, and now you can call Coily the Spring Sprite any time you need to!
Tork: I get magic! About time...
gramps: All the rest of yer look prepared! So off you go, with me as your new party member!
Mickey: But *croak*, I'm a frog! Can't you do something?
gramps: Shut up a moment, you didn't let me do my party intro! Magic Voice?
Magic Voice: Yeah, I'm available, sweetcakes... oh, yeah, GRANDMAPA HAS JOINED YOUR PARTY! STATS: LEVEL 14, ELEMENT GOLDBOND, HP 999!
gramps: I'm old, I have a lot of life, get used to it!
Lita: Thanks gramps! Now off we go, in which direction?
Rimmer: I know! Let's follow the signs!
All: Okay!
magrandpa?
grandmapa!, sch.
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
President of the I Hate Hamburglar Club!
President of the Mr. T Fan Club!
Second-Place Winner of Wacky Races 2001!
9:23 P.M. CST!
Did I do okay? Tell me if I messed up something.
#1466
Hey Bob and Slush! <n/t>
Date: 12/28/2001
From: grandmapa
<<<<<<<<<<<<<
Why did you read this? I said no text! Now I have to do all of my titles! Morons...
magrandpa?
grandmapa!, sch.
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
President of the I Hate Hamburglar Club!
President of the Mr. T Fan Club!
9:44 P.M. CST!
Happy?!
#1467
Back in our reality
Date: 12/28/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
My chair must be lonely...
Evil Mike: So, what I'm saying is we team up, because I'm evil, you're evil...see how it works?
Rickey: Hmmmm....I don't know. Being a pimp really isn't my style.
Evil Mike: Damn...I am still wearing this, aren't I?
Rickey: Hey, all I know is I see someone dressed like that, it's either a pimp. or my grandmother. *Car honks) Oh wait, that must be Vicki.
Evil Mike: Ewwww....
Rickey: You're telling me. She is the ugliest damn woman in the world. But I bet, professional like you, you could probably do something with her.
Evil Mike: That's not wha...I'm not a pimp!
Rickey: You are *so* a pimp!
Evil Mike: Hey, stop making fun of me.
Rickey: I'm evil, what can I say?
(The car door opens, and out comes the ugli...no wait, look at her!!! She is the best looking female EVER in this rp!)
Evil Mike: Oh, wow!!!
Rickey: I know. I told you. Ruff ruff.
Evil Mike (runs up to Vicki): Hi, I'm Evil Mike.
Vicki (clearly not interested): Yes, you are...Hey, Rickey, you going to be long?
Rickey: Yes, very long...in fact, I like these people, I think I'll stay for a while.
Vicki: Well, I am certainly not staying. Have fun. (gets back in car).
Evil Mike (oressing his face up against Vicki's window): Hey, wait! We just met!
(Vicki speeds off, but OOPS runs over Evil Mike's foot first)
Evil Mike: OW! But no matter, she will soon be mine.
42: What about 9000?
Evil Mike: Who?
42: Girl I'm a clone of, 8,999 others. Ring a bell?
Rickey: WOW! You must be running some kind of buisnee!
(back in the game)
Mickey: Ribbit.
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
Ha! Evil Mike's getting humiliated, now!
#1468
Hey, I just got home from work, ok?
Date: 12/28/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
<<<OOC MODE>>>>>>>
Lita: Wow, Mickey...you suck!
Mickey: I know...but I CAN'T READ!!! (runs away crying)
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
And no, I don't know why Evil Mike thinks Rickey's making fun of him, just go with it, okay?
I'm going to bed.
#1469
[PM] Wait a minute, now!
Date: 12/28/2001
From: PharaohMobius
<<<SNES Mode>>>
[PM] Aren't we limited as to how many can be in a party? I thought that if you had more than three people in your party the portals screw up when you go through them!
[Lita] Oh, lighten up! That's only in the Super Nintendo game! It'll work differently with us!
[Mickey] Are you sure *ribbit* about that?
[Lita] Sure I'm sure! We've got you in the party for one. You *are* the time/space expert, right?
[Mickey] Well, yeah, but...
[Lita] But nothing! Just think to yourself, "It's just a ROM. I should really just relax."
[Rimmi] Enough, already! Let's get going, so we can get out of this stupid game! I'm sick of having purple hair!
[PM] Okay, let's find the right portal... [He walks into one of the pillars of light, and a text box appears above his head.]
[Text Box] Do you want to go to Mystic Mountain (35,000,000 BC)?
Yes
No
[PM] Sure, why not? [An arrow appears in the text box.]
[Text Box] Do you want to go to Mystic Mountain (35,000,000 BC)?
Yes <|
No
[Each party member steps into the column of light, and is beamed back through time. They step out of the Time Hole... in mid air! They all fall about ten feet to the ground.]
[Lita] I really, really hate that.
[Mickey] Hey! It's other frogs like me!
[PM] Umm, Mickey, those aren't frogs. They're Reptaks.
[Mickey] Rip Taylor-whozits?
[Grandmapa, reading off of a computer print-out.] Reptaks. They're half human, half dinosaur, all bad. Ugh! Who writes this crap, anyway? Blah! Anyway, it says here that Reptaks don't like humans.
[Mickey] Oh. Then it's probably bad that there's like twenty of them surrounding us.
[Tork, rolling his eyes.] Yeah, you could say that.
[Suddenly, Cave Rimmer leaps in and takes out like half of the Reptaks all by herself! Yes, I know she wasn't in the CT reality in one of the earlier replies. She and a few other people have been zapped there since, okay?]
[Rimmi] Hey! There's the other me! And she's kickin' ass!
[PM] Yeah, but she won't be nearly that good when she joins the party. Staged entrances like this tend to be kind of overblown.
[Rimmi] Quiet, you!
[After a short fight, the rest of the Reptaks are dispatched.]
[Cave Rimmer] Glad to see you guys! At first, I thought I had slid back to the dimension where I became Cave Rimmer, but all of the locals talk worse than Krenshaw!
[PM] So you arrived here alone?
[Cave Rimmer cringes.] Well, not exactly...
[A familiar voice] Eeeew! All this blood is gross! The jungle is hot! Why won't my portable radio work?
[Rimmi] No. It can't be!
[PM] Crap!
[Sunshine walks into view, dressed like Schala.]
[Lita] YOU!?!? I thought I killed you off!
[Sunshine] Well, you didn't! You suck!
[Lita] *That's* it. [She folds her hands in front of her, like she's praying, and closes her eyes. Her ponytail flies up like it's being blown by a powerful wind. Suddenly, the entire area turns blue, and two HUGE glaciers fall out of the sky and land on Sunshine.]
[Tork] You killed Sunshine! AGAIN!!!
[Lita] HAH! Eat "Ice2", bitch!
[Rimmi] Yeah, that was cool and all. But do you think it was wise, considering who she represented in Chrono Trigger?
[Lita] What? Oh yeah, like there's going to be some kind of consequences for killing Sunshine! I'm *so* sure!
[Suddenly, some music that's *very* familiar to those who've played Chrono Trigger starts playing. If you haven't played it, you wouldn't recognize it. But for those who have, it sounds suspiciously like the opening strains to Magus' theme...]
[PM] That. Doesn't. Sound. Good.
[A dark-cloaked figure flickers into view. Since they have their cloak drawn around their face, it's impossible to tell who they are, but they *do* have long, purplish-white hair. When the figure comes fully into view, it whips it's cloak back to reveal...
[Mrs. Mo] Schala-- I mean, Sunshine!!!
[Lita] Err... Hi, Mrs. Mo! Sorry about your "sister." It was... an accident! Yeah, an accident! That's the ticket...
[Mrs. Mo] You will pay for what you've done... to Sunshine. [She slightly raises her right hand, and a sickle appears in her hands.] Prepare to die!!!
[PM] Wait, honey! We can talk this out!
[Mrs. Mo] Less chat, more SPLAT!
[PM] Oh, poopie.
The mad Pharaoh Mobius
Vice-President of the Mr. T Fan Club
There! Now *that* plot point's out of the way.
Sarcophagus!
#1470
Schala is dead?
Date: 12/29/2001
From: Tork_110
DId sOMeONe MenTIonEd ViDEo GAmeS?
Tork: Does this mean Chrono Cross never happened?
PM: I guess.
Tork: Yes!!!!!!!!111!!!!
Mrs. Mo.: What's your problem with CC?
Everyone else: NOO! Don't ask!!
<Tork sits down in a rocking chair.>
Tork: Well, it started about the time I finished Xenogears and was looking for a new game. (shudders) Did I ever tell you how much I hate Xenogears. The game hated me as much as it hated my religion...
Mrs. Mo.: Excuse me! I'm here to avenge the death of...
<Nobody can interrupt someone who is telling a long, boring story while rocking in a chair! Tork reaches for some grass and hurls a turnip at Mrs. Mo.>
Mrs. Mo.: Oww!
PM: Hey, that's my wife!
<Tork, who is still telling his story, throws a barrel at PM. (I appreciate the classics!) >
Tork: So then the guy rocks, like this, and keeps talking and talking and talking...
< Tell us about it. Lita attempts a spell but Tork hits a television monitor with stars on it and becomes invincible. Tork continues to tell everone who is unfortunate to be there about how much he hated Final Fantasy 8.>
Tork: So the guy sort of falls in love with the girl, just like we alrady knew because the box told us. Why does he fall for her? I don't know. IITS (it's in the script) I guess...
< In an effort to shut Tork up, everyone attempts to build a wall around. Unfortunately, everytime they make a row, the row disappears.>
Tork: And that's why *Movie* Gear Solid was overrated. Now ...
<Mickey hops towards Tork but Tork knocks him out by punching him in the stomach.>
Tork: Why don't they make a sequel for Earthbound? WHY?
<Finally, gramps waves his magic stick and the rocking chair disappears and Tork falls to the ground, stunned. Everyone ties him up and they continue what they were doing.>
The one and only Tork_110
serves his video game appetite (oh, and the Dark One too)
The Thomas Edison of Typos
There's so many clubs, so...
The President of the I Hate Xenogears Club
rocking chairs are EEE-ville!
#1471
HA! We eluded the elusive boddenby!!!
Date: 12/29/2001
From: Dumbschmoe
Oh the irony is so sweet.
Mmmmmmmmmm...sweet irony. Now I'm starving!!
fw!!
no socks
#1472
Hey to all you kids with the Game Cubes.
Date: 12/29/2001
From: Dumbschmoe
Ape shall not kill ape.
***********************
I'm watching the tv and stuff and I keep seeing that commercial for the Smash Brothers game that all the kids are so hepped up about. Am I mistaken or is that the Metroid that I see shooting at Pikachu? Cause if it is I might have to seriously reconsider my Game Cube platform (tee hee!).
Cause I'm all about Metroid! Justine Bateman rules!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a black tornado black tornado,
Dumbschmoe
Spinning round in my body sometimes.
fw!!
no socks
#1473
That's right, Schmoe!
Date: 12/29/2001
From: grandmapa
<<<<<<<<<<
Samus Aran gives sweet Pokemon death to Pikachu with her Screw Ball in Super Smash Brothers Melee! And it's fun!!! You can also maul Pichu, Jigglypuff, and, if you're tired of whiny, defenseless girls who can't save themselves from evil, take a swing at Peach or Zelda/Sheik! But then again, they'll throw vegetables and Din's Fire at you if you do that! Scary!
Other characters include Ness, Fox McCloud, Mario, Luigi, Dr. Mario (the Doctor of Death!), the Ice Climbers and Mr. Game and Watch for the old-schoolers(a.k.a. elderly people with Depends who grew up in the 80s), Mewtwo, Falco Lombardi, Bowser, Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, Link, Young Link, Yoshi, Kirby, Donkey Kong, and Marth and Roy (from the Japanese game Fire Emblem)!
The game is excellent on every level, and is the best fighting game I've played! Don't support Bill Gates's evil monopoly, buy a Game Cube! *cheesy wink*
www.smashbrothers.com
pagrandma?
grandmapa!, sch.
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
President of the I Hate Hamburglar Club!
President of the Mr. T Fan Club!
Second-Place Winner of Wacky Races 2001!
12:19 P.M. CST!
#1474
Final Fantasy? Pah!!!
Date: 12/29/2001
From: Carmelita9000
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I never played FF8, but I *hated* FF7!!!
<Lita shrieks and ducks as hoards of angry Final Fantasy fans throw things at her.>
Lita: *quietly* Boy. It's a good thing we're talking about video games here, so there's no reason for me to have to tell people that I thought the Fellowship of the Ring books were boring as hell, and that I never liked Star Wars-- Uh oh, I said that out loud, didn't I?
<A whole mob of enraged geeks runs in. Few things are more scary than a geek who has just heard you bad-mouthing his particular geek-topic of choice. Lita realizes that this might be a good time for a quick getaway, and starts to run off, but Mrs. Mobius grabs her arm and stops her.>
Mrs. Mo: Oh, no. You're not getting away that easily. You'll pay for killing my little sis. But I want to take care of you myself.
<Mrs. Mo bulls out a few naughty Pamila Anderson videos, and throws them over the geeks' heads. They fight over them a bit before running off to view them.>
PM: Hey, Nefertiti, why were you carrying those around?
Mrs. Mo: It always pays to be prepared in any situation. Now, Lita, time for revenge!
Lita: Hey! You didn't like Sunshine either! You were glad last time I killed her!
Mrs. Mo: That's not the poin! I just can't let people get away with running around killing my family members! Not even the imaginary ones! It just doesn't look right, and it gives other people ideas!
Lita: Well, I'm not sorry! I can't stand that little brat! If she weren't already dead, I'd kill her again!
Rimmer: Yeah! Lita mostly introduced Sunshine to the plot so that she could have the joy of seeing her die later!
Lita: Yeah!
Rimmer: And if Lita could kill the character from the Vampire Based Programming that Sunshine is based on, she'd do that too!
Lita: Hey, wait! Heh heh… Sunshine isn't based on anybody from Vampire Based Programming…
Rimmer: Oh, sure she is. It's obvious!
Lita: But… that would violate copyrights… And… lawyers… eek… so…
Rimmer: Oh! Right! Sunshine is a completely original character.
Lita: Yeah! And now she's dead, Mrs. Mo! So there! Nyah nyah nyah!
PM: Lita… You probably don't want to make this worse…
Mrs. Mo: I tried to be nice, Lita! But you asked for it! Prepare to die!
Lita: <Realizing she may gone a little too far.> Er… wait… Can we talk about this?
Mrs. Mo: How about a taste of my Dark Matter spell??? Eat ooey gooey death, Bitch!!!!!
<Mrs. Mo does a rather impressive spell with some cool RPG special effects. It hits Lita, and she disintegrates into a pile of dust.>
Mrs. Mo: Ha! That'll teach you! <To PM> Oh, Honey, remember you promised to fix the water heater when you get back to our dimension, 'k? Buh-bye! <She blows a kiss to PM, then disappears into one of those time portal thingies.>
Mickey: Wow. *croak* She killed Lita.
Tork: Hey, wait a minute! She went off the script! Marle wasn't killed by Magus in the original! What gives?
PM: Yeah! I'm the one who was supposed to get killed by Lavos! And then there was supposed to be this whole cool resurrection adventure!
Rimmer: Well, you have died in this rp before, and you even got a cool resurrection adventure then.
PM: Yeah, so?
Rimmer: That's kind of repeating yourself, isn't it?
PM: Ok, fine. So instead of repeating myself, Lita's just stealing my bit! That's so much better!
Tork: Shut up! If I remember rightly, in the game, the old man at The End of Time knew how to bring Crono back!
Mickey: *ribbit!* Hey, even though I've never played this game, I see where you're going! *croak* If we go back to the End of Time and talk to the old man there, *croak* he'll tell us how to bring Lita back to life!
Tork: Exactly!
gramps: Er… I'm right here.
Rimmer: Right! So let's get back up to that time portal, and tell the old man what happened, so he can help us!
gramps: You don't need to! I'm right here! I saw what happened! You don't need to tell me!
PM: Back up that hill, I guess.
gramps: I can tell you just as easily from here! The extra travelling is unnecessary! <The group starts heading back to the time portal at the top of the hill> Whippersnappers. <He follows them, and they all warp back to the end of time.>
Lita
is too dead to have a tagline
Hey, how come nobody's crying about my untimely demise???
You bastards!1!!1!
Does anybody know if there are any plans to make an Earthbound sequel for GameCube?
#1475
They might...
Date: 12/29/2001
From: grandmapa
<<<<<<<
After they canned the one for the N64, there was a little talk about that the programmers started focusing on a sequel for Game Cube, and how it will be so much better than the N64. It just *better* have Ness starring in this one, and not some stupid farm boy like the N64 previews showed!
However, I haven't heard anything else, and that was about 6 months ago. You could always e-mail Nintendo Power about it, and then your question might appear in the Player's Pulse section of the magazine, where they can give you a definite answer!
I can't really add on to the rp right now. I'm going to go pick up pecans this afternoon at my great-grandparents old home. Nuttiness at its best! <gets hit with tomatoes> Fine, take my puns and shove it up yours!
gramps!
1:25 P.M. CST!
#1476
I don't know many of those names, GMP...
Date: 12/29/2001
From: Dumbschmoe
Gimp!!
I recognize Link and the Mario related names, that's about it. I'm all about the Playstation. Go go Tekken Tournament!! But my sister has been asking about the Game Cube. And we always like the fighting games.
And my birthday is coming up sooooooooooooooooooo....maybe.
Thanks! And I do remember something about a next gen Metroid game and obviously that'll be on the Game Cube so that'll be another big incentive for me to buy.
I remember Metroid and Ninja Gaiden and Bionic Commando were like the first games I ever played straight through and actually beat!!
She's a girl!! That was such a great "surprise" ending!
fw!!
no socks
#1477
Hi Bob!!!
Date: 12/29/2001
From: Carmelita9000
...........................................................
Good to see ya! Stick around! Hang out with us! We're deep in the middle of a rather involved rp, but there's always room for more. Come on in!
And you should have played TMOTS this week. I only got 7 replies this week. Of those 7 replies, only 5 count as game entries because one was Learned People, and another was just Mistyboy passing through to call me a bitch.
<Lita pauses to give a poined look at Rimmer, Mickey, PM, and grandmapa. She smiles at Tork, who was kind enough to play.>
Really, your chances would have been really good. Even Pokejed is looking like good Learned People material this week. Boy, Hamlet is a crappy episode.
Glad you could come by! Reply again!
Lita
#1478
Gah! I forgot to play! Sorry, Lita!
Date: 12/29/2001
From: Dumbschmoe
I was being all mopey and stuff this week! I'll play now!!
It's 2:30 my time! The only time that counts!!
fw!!
no socks
#1479
Well, dangit Schmoe!
Date: 12/29/2001
From: Carmelita9000
............................................................
No wonder my reply level is so low! You should be ashamed! If my friends won't play my game, who will?? Now hurry up! You still have a few hours before I'm going to feel like posting the next TMOTS.
Oh, crud! I just remembered that I forgot to play Show and Tell this week! Did you even post it? Gah!
<Lita looks around franticly for something to bring to Show and Tell. She picks up some random object and rushes off to Show and Tell.>
Lita
#1480
42: Right. I see how this is gonna be.
Date: 12/29/2001
From: Carmelita42
............................................................
EM: What?
42: Looks like since 9000 isn't around to keep you in line, I'm going to have take over until she gets back
EM: Saaayy…
42: But no smoochies.
EM: Oh.
42: Now you quit checking out Mickey's ugly sister right now! And you behave yourself! I'm watching you!
EM: Damn!
Rickey: <winks at 42> So… Your name is Lita42, is it? I like that name. I like it a lot.
42: Oh… for crying out loud…
***
<Semi-OOC Mode>
Lita9000: Mickey, what the hell do you mean your ugly sister is prettier than me? I'm way prettier than she is!
Mickey: Oh, you're *jealous*, eh?
Lita9000: Shut the hell up!
Mickey: Just because you're insecure about your appearance--
<Lita stomps on Mickey's toes>
Mickey: Ow!
Lita9000: And why the hell are you always trying to break me and Evil Mike up? We have a beautiful relationship!
Mickey: He's a jerk! Besides, it's fun!
Lita9000: Well, knock it the hell off!
Mickey: Geez! What got up your skirt and--
Lita9000: <Lita slaps Mickey> The hell??? Don't get fresh! Hmph! <She storms off>
Mickey: I guess I phrased that badly…
***
<Back in character mode>
Rickey: <to 42> So, do guys always have to pay, or do you sometimes do it for free?
Lita42: What are you even talking about?
Rickey: Oh, you know what I'm talking about…
Lita42: I'm not a prostitute!
Rickey: <Looks at Evil Mike> Sure you're not.
Lita42
#1481
I'm gonna cry.
Date: 12/29/2001
From: A_Judas_Rimmer
I wrote a long reply but my title was too long so I lost it!!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! GRRRRRRR!!!
Gist: Cara and Rimmi are reading Lita's tombstone which says she never saved the world but it be really really cool if she were reborn into the body of a boy and they had to share his body. Rimmi said she'd like that because then she could suck out Cara's brains. Cara got upset but Rimmi changed the subject and said she'll construct a Litabot to use in the meantime. Meanwhile Evil Mike has started saying bollocks alot and smokes heavily.
#1482
My deepest apologies, Lita,
Date: 12/29/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
But I absolutly WILL NOT watch Hamlet, even for you. What? You were one of the 4 people who played the MST3Kwiz? OK, I'll try to come up with something....
Just hold your horses...(ooh, bad choice of words)
Okay, something's up now. Hope you like it.
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
Ribbit
#1483
OK, Tork, yes I saw yours n/t
Date: 12/29/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
The MST3Kwiz entry, that is.
You people, geesh...get your heads out of the gutter.
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
Ha! There was text! I'm so evil!
#1484
<At The End of Time>
Date: 12/29/2001
From: Carmelita9000
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<PM, Mickey, Rimmer, and Tork all rush into the main room>
Rimmer: Old Man! Old Man! We need your advice! Hey, where is he?
PM: He's gone!
Tork: Where could the old guy have gotten off to?
Mickey: *croak* <poins> There he is!
<gramps hobbles in behind them, looking generally ticked off.>
gramps: I came with you younguns, remember! I could have told you what to do back at Mystic Mountain!
Rimmer: grandmapa! The most horrible thing happened! Lita died!
gramps: I know. Mrs. Mo killed her. I saw it happen.
PM: My wife killed her!
gramps: Why you little… <he whacks PM with his cane> I already said that, Whippersnapper! You kids today just don't know how to listen! Now, open your ears, because I'm going to tell you how to bring her back, and I'm not going to tell you twice!
Rimmer: What do we do?
gramps: The first step is to build a lifelike replica of Lita. Like a robot or something.
Rimmer: LitaBot. Got it. I should be able to do that, because I have vast experience in inventing things and these stupid glasses.
gramps: Next, you need a reliable way to get through time--
Mickey: But *ribbit* we already know how to go through time. We've done it a few times already.
gramps: Pipe down, You! I've never seen such disrespect! Gol-durnit, I said a *reliable* way to get through time! You'll have to visit some wiseguy in the future and he'll tell you how to take care of that--
Tork: The Time Egg! <gramps smacks him with his cane.> Ow!
gramps: Jiminy Christmas! Just because you've played this newfangled videogamewhatsit until your lazy good-fer-nothin' hands fell off doesn't mean you can go around giving away plot-poins before we even get there! But you're right. And as long as we're giving away surprises I'll tell you what comes next. You need to use the Time Egg to go to the exact second that Lita was killed, and switch her with the LitaBot. Then Mrs. Mo will kill RoboLita instead of the real Lita, and Lita will be ok. You kids got all that?
Mickey: Er… No… That was really complicated. Can you repeat it?
gramps: <shakes his head> Lita's doomed…
PM: Well, I was just thinking that… *gaaaaak!!!*
Mickey: PM? *croak* Are you all right?
gramps: Tarnation! I think he's had too much to drink! Lucky guy.
<Pharaoh Mobius lurches around the room a while until suddenly…>
Tork: Lita! You're back!
Lita: Er… yeah. Did I leave?
<She looks around>
Lita: The End of Time? How did we get back here? I thought we were at Mystic Mountain.
Rimmer: We thought you were dead!
Lita: Why would you think that?.
Mickey: Nice outfit. *ribbit*
Lita: Huh? Hey! I'm dressed like Crono! That's weird, I thought PM was playing Crono. I'm supposed to play Marle. Excuse me.
<Lita heads off to another room. A short while later, she returns dressed in her preferred outfit. I don't know where she found it.>
Lita: That's better. Now, what's all this I'm dead nonsens-- *gaaak*
PM: --Anyway, I was just thinking that… er… Hey, why are you all looking at me like that?
Mickey: Nice outfit. *ribbit* I especially like the ponytail.
Rimmer: *snick* And the bra!
PM: The hell? Why am I dressed like Marle??? Ok, which one of you smartasses did this?
<Ok, that's basically the end of the rp section of the reply. Now for the long involved explanation section of the rp reply. Those of you following along at home probably kind of understand what's going on here, but just in case you don't, I'll try to throw in some clarification. Lita is dead still, but her ghost is occasionally possessing Pharaoh Mobius. (And he's not just acting like her. As you might have been able to tell from how people acted when Lita was around, PM is turning into Lita, and then back again.) This whole possession thing is pretty rude of Lita, I'll grant you that. I mean, it's the height of bad manners just to steal a guy's body without his permission or knowledge. But I think we should cut her some slack, since she is completely unaware that she is doing it. There is also some sort of a memory charm involved, so that nobody remembers when Lita pops in and out, or makes the connection that she and PM are sharing a body. That can get confusing fast! Ok, I think I explained this whole concept pretty badly. It's complicated! But anybody who keeps up with their Vampire-Based Programming should get it. I guess I'll just sit back and see what happens.>
Lita
Dead Bitch
Late President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Late Vice-Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Late Vice-Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Late Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
apparently has a really crappy epitaph on her tombstone.
"She Never Saved the World"?
Thanks a lot, guys, now I have an inferiority complex!
Tee-hee! PM is a Werelita!
#1485
Yes, Gramps, I saw you, too.
Date: 12/30/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
((((((((((((((((
I have to arm wrestle people to play my game, apparantly. I'll post a new one on Tuesday or Wednesday, and I'll skip Hamlet and go right to It Lives by Night. By the way, has anybody noticed the Sci Fi MST3K page? It says that no episodes are currently scheduled, but the eoisodes that were supposed to be shown in January are still listed in their schedule. That's weird.
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
And Gramps, yes I stole some rules from you. Don't worry, I credited you in the first MST3Kwiz.
#1486
I was wondering about that too, Mickey..
Date: 12/30/2001
From: Dumbschmoe
I think they're only showing the monthly schedule. And it's the end of December already. Hopefully, on Tuesday, they'll put up the January schedule.
fw!!
no socks
#1487
<Rimmi is making some final adjustments>
Date: 12/30/2001
From: Carmelita9000
...........................................................
<Everybody is at The End of Time still. Rimmer is working on the LitaBot, and she's very nearly done.>
Rimmer: Ok! I'm done!
Tork: That was quick.
Rimmer: One of the benefits of being the brain in the group.
PM: So this robot is like Lita?
Rimmer: Yep. I programmed her myself. She's exactly like Lita, down to the last detail. She'll fool anybody.
<Rimmer turns on the LitaBot.>
LitaBot: <huge smile> Hello! I'm Lita! You're all my friends! And I'm an abusive overbearing bitch who will cry if I don't get my way!
Rimmer: See? She's exactly like Lita!
LitaBot: <looks at Rimmer and smiles> You're my friend Rimmer. You have a crush on Evil Mike. I think you should continue to have hot sweaty sex with him whenever you get the opportunity.
Tork: Oh, yeah. Lita used to say stuff like that all the time.
Rimmer: Look, she'll get the job done, all right? That's the main thing. Now, let's get going. We're headed to the future, aren't we?
PM: Right. The only portal to 2300 AD that's open right now leads to Proto Dome. That's a little bit out of our way, but we should be able to walk to the dome we need to get to.
<The party jumps into the portal and warps to Proto Dome. They step out of the portal and look around. Boy, this place is really a dump! There are people in rags all lying around complaining, and everything seems to be made from old rusted metal.>
Mickey: Wow. *croak* This place really sucks.
PM: Yeah, well. That's the future for you. Let's get going.
<The party leaves the dome, and wanders down the road. As they go, they are attacked by lots of toxic waste monsters and crazed robots. They fight them off in a series of neat battles in classic RPG style. Presently, they come to the end of what looks like a drag strip. Four robots zoom in, and the party gets ready to fight. Just as they are about to attack, the robots start to buzz excitedly.>
Robots: Hey! Look who's coming! It's The Man!
Rimmer: Who's the man?
Robots: He's The Man! And here he comes!
The Man: Hey, Babes! I see you want to pass through my pad. But there's a lot of scary monsters in there. Tell you what, if you think you're cool enough, why don't you try racing me to the end of this here drag strip. If you win, I'll let you use this shortcut so you won't have to go through all that other garbage.
Rimmer: Evil Mike?
The Man: That's me, Rimmi Baby. I was just kicking it in our world, and then suddenly I was pulled here. But that's ok. These robots think I'm The Man. They even gave me these cool shades.
Robots: The Man! The Man! The Man!
PM: Well, since you know us, why don't you just let us through?
EM: No way, man. I wanna race. And I'll only race you, since you have a wild punk haircut, like me.
Rimmer: Well, that makes perfect sense.
EM: You can borrow this bike over here.
PM: <Looks at the bike Evil Mike is poining to. It's barely distinguishable from the rest of the garbage that's lying around.> That thing is a piece of crap!
EM: It sure is.
PM: What bike are you using?
EM: <poins> This one.
PM: Your bike is really cool!
EM: Uh-huh.
PM: That isn't fair!
EM: Man, you're a pulp villain, and you're complaining about somebody slanting a game in his favor?
PM: Only I'm allowed to do that!
EM: Just shut up and get on that crap-cycle over there.
<PM and Evil Mike race their bikes. PM loses miserably, and Evil Mike laughs.>
EM: Ha ha! You call that bike riding? My grandma can ride faster than you!
PM: Look, we need to get through here to talk to a guy because Lita got killed and we want to bring her back! You like Lita, right? So why don't you just let us through for her sake?
EM: No way! You have to beat me racing! Now, let's walk all the way back to the beginning of the drag strip.
PM: Wouldn't it just be easier to ride the bikes back?
EM: No!
<Evil Mike and PM walk back to the starting line, and then start their second race. Evil Mike is winning again. Suddenly, PM starts convulsing, and turns into Lita right in the middle of the race.>
Lita: Huh? Where am I? Why am I moving so fast? What is this-- *AAACKK!!11!!*
<Lita crashes the bike about three feet from the finish line. She climbs out of the smoking wreckage and looks around. She sees Evil Mike. Full of excitement, she runs to him and leaps into his arms.>
Lita: Evil Mike!!! You're here! Oh, I missed you! *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *kiss* *BIIIIG KISS*
<The rest of the group catches up to them.>
Rimmer: Ok, Evil Mike, so who won the race this time? <She sees the crashed bike.> Oh.
EM: Mmmp'h mmmph, Mmmmph. MM mmph. Mm mph mmp'h mmph. <Translation: That's right, Rimmer. PM lost. So you can't pass.>
Lita: <Stops kissing Evil Mike> What? You won't let my buddies through?
EM: No! We had a deal! You lost the race!
Lita: Quit being a jerk! Let them through!
EM: No.
Lita: Look, if you aren't going to let them pass, don't expect me to let you…
<Lita whispers something in Evil Mike's ear. His smug look fades away. He swallows>
EM: Ok, you guys can pass. I don't know why you told me that whole story about Lita being dead though. Clearly she's alive.
Lita: Yep! I sure am! Oh, Mike, I'm so glad we found you! Now you can join our party!
EM: I don't know....
Lita: Pleeeease?
EM: Oh, ok.
Lita: Yay! I'm so proud of you!
<Lita gives Evil Mike another great big passionate kiss. And PM chooses this most inconvenient of moments to reclaim his body. (Of course.)>
EM&PM: <they open their eyes and see who they're kissing> AAAAAGHHH!!!
<Evil Mike, who was still holding Lita when she changed, immediately drops PM on the ground.>
EM: *spit* *spit* *spit* Ugh!!! What the hell is wrong with you, you freak??? You don't just jump on a guy and put your tongue in his mouth!!!
Everybody: EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!1111!!!!!11!!!!1!!!!!
PM: *spit* *spit* *spit* Oh, you're really one to talk! Argh!
EM: You know, I never thought I'd hear these words coming out of my mouth, but I can't go out with you. I have a girlfriend.
PM: Shut up. I have a wife. Yecch… I'm going to be brushing my teeth until the end of time.
gramps: We may as well go back there now. There's no reason to stay here if Lita's alive.
Rimmer: Lita's alive?
gramps: Er… yeah. Isn't she?
Tork: No.... Mrs. Mo killed her, remember?
gramps: Oh. Right. That's weird, I could have sworn I just saw her.
Mickey: Your mind must be going, *croak* gramps.
gramps: Yeah, I guess so. Maybe I should check into a special hospital after this is all over.
Lita
#1488
Grandmapa!!!
Date: 12/30/2001
From: Tork_110
I saw what you did! Don't deny it you, you, you
BRIBEY McCHEATINGTON!
I can't blame Lita, because she obviously felt sorry for you, seeing how you kept whining about losing the Wacky Races. Excuse me for a second...
<Tork slashes Grandmapa's tires. Stupid prune-mobile>
Now, I'm going to do the worse thing I can think of. I'm going to SHUN you. (Using Shun '98)
<Shun, shun, shun.>
And now a confession. Yes, Hamlet is awful, but I actually rather watch it than ILbN. Yes, ILbN is a far funnier episode, and the host segments are some of the best of the SciFi era, but I never really liked it. There's just something about it that makes me want to avoid it. If I can think of something I'll play but I'm not promising anything.
<Still shunning.>
#1489
I'm sorry, Tork.
Date: 12/30/2001
From: Carmelita9000
...........................................................
gramps gave me an autographed Bono poster. I was powerless under its evil influence.
I'm weak, I know.
Lita
#1490
Why you little...
Date: 12/30/2001
From: grandmapa
<<<<<<
ROBO MCGREASYRUST! I'll get you for that! <replaces Tork's Tom Servo arms with Joe Don Baker's hefty flabs> See how mobile you are in those porkers! Hah... Hey, stop shunning me! That cut me real deep, Tork! Stopitstopitstopit!!!!!
Grrr, you're not *sniff* my friend anymore, so there! Blah! *tear*
Oh, and Lita, MY REAL BESTEREST FRIEND AND NOT THAT JUNKY TORK!!! *sob*, here's a sweaty Bono T-shirt, autographed by Bono, of course! And here's some of his hair in a locket that he ordered just for a certain Carmelita9000! It even has "Lita & Bono 4Ever" inscribed on the back of it!
I'm feeling better... Tork, I'm sorry for all those things I said! Can we be friends again?!
magrandpa?
grandmapa!, sch.
The Elderly Gender-Bender!
Vice-Prez of the I Hate Riddler Club!
President of the I Hate Hamburglar Club!
President of the Mr. T Fan Club!
Second-Place Winner of Wacky Races 2001!
8:31 P.M. CST!
#1491
The old fashioned way
Date: 12/30/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
la dum di dum di dum
5 times learned. I wonder what the record is?
(Mickey kidnaps Bono, and starts driving to California.)
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
This is where the fish LIVED (flush)
#1492
<drives up beside Mickey>
Date: 12/30/2001
From: grandmapa
<<<<<<<<<<<<
Hey Mickster! Who do you have there? Bono, oh I see! Hi Bono! Mickey, do you have the time? I have to be home for supper at seven! <as Mickey looks at his watch, grabs Bono out of the window and, with his magical walker, magically teleports to Lita's house> Sucker!
Hey Lita, look who I brought! Now, don't freak out, but it's Bono! Happy New Year, drinking buddy!
gramps!
9:19 P.M. CST!
#1493
Bono: What? Where am I?
Date: 12/30/2001
From: MickeyTheGardener
Where the streets have no name
What am I doing here. It was you, old young man, wasn't it?
("Bono" starts punching Gramps)
Lita: Hey, wait a minute...Bono would never do that. If you're Bono, prove it.
"Bono": Okay, ummm....(In a really deep voice)o/'It was a beautiful day....
Lita: Bono doesn't sing like that.
"Bono": That's because I'm not Bono. I'm Rono, the world's #1 Bono look a like. I play Bono at parties.
Mickey (walks through the door): That's right Gramps. You honestly don't think I'd let you get away with it. Hi, Lita. Here's the real Bono. He was (mumbles something)...
Lita: What was that?
Bono: I was in the trunk.
Mickey: Bye! (runs off)
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
Sing it, Bono!
#1494
okay, I'll forgive you, if
Date: 12/30/2001
From: Tork_110
IFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIFIF
Seeing how you are so Bribey McCheatington, you have to bring me a picture of...you know who. I've only mentioned her several times. You are supposed to know all about us..
Did anybody see Can't Stop the Movie yesterday? I taped it, and I tried to watch it but it is completely kicking my butt. I've had to stop it 4 times within the first 10 minutes.
I can see why the Brains only mentioned it once instead of using it for an episode.
#1495
<Lita is suffering from Bono Overload.>
Date: 12/31/2001
From: Carmelita9000
bonobonobonobonobonobonobonobonobonobonobonobonobonobonobono
<Lita's kneeling on the floor, her eyes and mouth wide open.>
Lita: Baaaahhhh Baaaaahhhh Baaaaaahhhhh...........
Bono: Is she always like this? She sounds like a sheep.
gramps: No! Usually she can say words, even whole sentences and phrases. I think she's just really excited. You should take this as a complement. Maybe if you said "hi" to her…
Bono: Hi, Lita.
Lita: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!111!!!!!!111
Bono: Right… Er… I'm going to go out and grab a few pints… Nice meeting you.
<Bono leaves. The second the door closes behind him, Lita snaps out of her daze.>
Lita: I love you Bono!!! Bono??? Bono!!!111!!!11!!! <realization hits> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!111!!!!!!!111!!!!!!111!!!!!11111!!!!!!!
<Lita starts crying>
gramps: Don't feel bad, Lita! You still have all that other neat Bono stuff I got you!
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
This is probably pretty much how it would go if I met Bono in real life too.
But that shirt, and the locket with Bono hair in it… FREAKING AWESOME!!!
gramps, are you going for Learned For Life or something?
I take it we're in Semi-OOC mode…
According to the rp I'm dead, and way the hell far away from California.
But I know that that's obvious.
I'm just trying to stretch the tagline a little.
How am I doing?
Pretty good?
I thought so.
I'll quit now.
Lita
Queen Bitch
President of the I Hate Riddler Club
Vice Prez of the I Hate Hamburglar Club
Vice Prez of the Draco Malfoy Fan Club
Winner of the Coveted Forrester Cup
#1496
Back in continuity...
Date: 12/31/2001
From: YearoftheGardener
or what passes for continuity here.
(Rickey wakes up. For some reason he's been lying on the floor unconcious for the last two hours.)
Rickey: What happened?
42: You, uh...slipped and...ah, hell...I punched you. And I'm not sorry. I'm not that kind of girl.
Rickey: Well, can you recommend one that is that kind of girl?
42: Actually, I can...wait that's not the poin (RELAX everybody, she was talking about 6969).
Rickey: It's just as well.
42: Why?
Rickey: Well, me having sex with you would take some time from my tight schedule.
42: Oh really?
Rickey: But you know what wouldn't?
42: What?
Rickey: Figuring out a way to get rid of you. See, you know too much.
42: About what?
Rickey: My plan.
42: What plan?
Rickey: Oh no...you're not going to get me to tell you that I plan to get rid of my idiot brother. Oh, did I just say that...poopie.
42: You don't have to get rid of me for *that*. I'm all for it.
Rickey: No, no...you're supposed to be yelling at me and trying to stop me. You're ruining part of the fun.
42 (sarcastically): Oh...help.
Rickey: Where is he anyway?
42 (still sarcastically): Please...won't someone do something.
Rickey: Oh...now you're just being difficult.
42 (sarcastic still): You'll never get him, you mons-
Rickey: That really hurts, you know that?
42: He's not here. He just disappeared, along with the others.
Rickey: Others, eh? Would these others be the 8,999 yous that you mentioned?
(Before 42 can answer, Cara walks through the room)
Cara: Rimmer? Where are you? I love it when they play hard to get.
Rickey: Ooooh...I really like it here. (To Cara) Hey baby...
(two hours later)
Rickey (wakes up): What happened?
Mickey T. Gardener
Bboard Nice Guy
Friend to All
Well, my brother is a rwal jerk, isn't he?
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